A Honky Tonk Holiday

Hey y’all! I’m back from my blogging hiatus (at least for now)! With work being busy these past few weeks, along with the madness of the holidays, plus a trip to NYC, there wasn’t a whole lot of time to sit down and write. But with Christmas coming up (in like 7 days!), I didn’t want to miss the opportunity to talk about some of my favorite country Christmas songs. While I’m not a HUGE fan of Christmas music like some people are (especially the more religious stuff), I realize the season wouldn’t be complete without it, especially these next songs I’m about to discuss.

Dolly Parton- “Hard Candy Christmas.” Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly! Like most of the songs on this list, I’ll listen to this one year round. Like if it comes up on my Spotify shuffle in June, chances are I’m not gonna press skip. This song is so relateable because we’ve all had a hard candy Christmas at some point in our lives. Hey, they can’t all be Reese’s-peanut-butter-cups-in-the-gold-and-green-and-red-wrappers-Christmases! This song comes from Dolly’s movie “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” which if you haven’t seen, you should! I know I’m long overdue for a re-watch!

Alan Jackson- the entire Honky Tonk Christmas album. I should probably just do an entire album review for this one. This album has been the soundtrack of many a Christmas for me. It’s not only Christmas-y, it’s quintessential 90s country, so you better believe it’s gonna be great! I can remember my mom owning this one on cassette tape in the early days of my youth. With guest appearances from Alison Krauss and Alvin and the Chipmunks, this album has got it all. There’a also a cover of Merle Haggard’s “If We Make It Through December” (Merle’s version gets its own spot below). One of my favorite Christmas songs also comes from this album- “Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas).” As I mentioned before, I found this song hilarious as a child but later came to learn that for many people with alcoholics in their family, it may not be so funny. Another favorite off this album is “I Only Want you for Christmas” (watch the video below). But honestly, I don’t think you can go wrong with any of the songs off this album!

Merle Haggard- “If We Make It Through December.” If there’s one thing country music is good at it’s serving you up a big dose of reality. One thing about reality is that it ain’t always pretty, or rather, at Christmas time, it ain’t all ribbons and bows and a tree overflowing with gifts. For some, getting through the month of December can be a struggle financially, as Merle details in this song from 1974. The heartbreaking story about a dad who’s been laid off from his factory job and can’t afford to buy his little girl some Christmas cheer should serve as a reminder to all of us to be grateful for the things we do have because there are many who do without. Leave it to The Hag to keep it real and remind us of this!

“I got laid off down at the factory
And their timings not the greatest in the world
Heaven knows I been workin’ hard
I wanted Christmas to be right for daddy’s girl
Now I don’t mean to hate December
It’s meant to be the happy time of year
And why my little girl don’t understand
Why daddy can’t afford no Christmas here”

Kacey Musgraves- A Very Kacey Christmas album! Forget red and green, it’s all about pink and green this year! (#pinkisthenewred) Seriously- the album cover is pink and the vinyl itself is GREEN! I just love it! Top tracks from this album include a “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,” “Ribbons and Bows,” and a duet with Willie Nelson appropriately titled, “A Willie Nice Christmas.” I don’t know about y’all but I’ll be having me a very Kacey Christmas (and a Willie Nice Christmas) this year and for many years to come!

You can catch Kacey performing tomorrow (12/19) on “A Home for the Holidays” Christmas Adoption Special on CBS.

My own A Very Kacey Christmas record along with my other pink Christmas decorations! And yes, that is a John Prine sticker on my turntable!
Did I mention that the album is GREEN? So festive!

Willie Nelson- “Pretty Paper.” Since Kacey and Willie inspired me to have a “Willie Nice Christmas,” I’m doing just that! And it wouldn’t be a “Willie Nice Christmas” without some pretty paper and some pretty ribbons of blue. Every occasion could use a little Willie and Christmas is no exception. This song comes from his first Christmas album released in 1979. Other songs on that album include “Frosty the Snowman,” “Jingle Bells,” and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

John Prine- “Christmas in Prison.” While I’m sure that being in prison is awful every day of the year, I imagine Christmas is the worst of those days. If you find yourself behind bars on Christmas Day (I hope you don’t!), perhaps hearing this song can provide you with some sort of comfort. I was lucky enough to see John in concert last month at DAR Constitution Hall in DC where he played this song. The best part about that show? The FREE front row seats! Just kidding- it was the crush I developed on Dan Auerbach (of The Black Keys) who opened for John.

I hope these songs help to add a little holiday cheer to your Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Shab-e Yalda, New Years, or maybe just to your December. Have a honky tonk holiday, ya’ll!

And now, just to piss off the Christian Conservatives, Happy Holidays everyone!

As always, you can find a Spotify playlist on the beltwayboots account for all of my posts, including this one! Find my “A Honky Tonk Holiday” playlist here.

Currently listening to: A country song about Hanukkah. Just kidding, there isn’t one! But someone should get on that. Kinky Friedman- I’m looking at you!


The Mile High Country Music Club

I tend to do my best movie watching when I’m on an airplane. There’s nothing else going on and I usually can’t sleep anyway so why not put on a movie? Not only do airplanes have great movies, including some the newer releases, but they also tend to have pretty decent music too. I was quite impressed with the music selection that I found on Emirates airline on my recent trip to Kenya, especially their country stuff. (Major shoutout to Emirates for having Eric Church’s The Outsiders!) I decided to use the idle time I had on the plane to listen some of the stuff they had on there. Though I tend to stick with the stuff I already know, I decided to try out some new (new to me at least) stuff this time. Below are a few of the songs I found on my flight that are now forever a part of my playlist.

Dolly Parton- “Joshua.” I always prided myself on being a Dolly Parton fan but how did I not know about Joshua? Thankfully, Emirates had a whole Dolly playlist and whoever created it made sure that Joshua was included. While Joshua isn’t the type of man I’d go for, I can see his appeal. And if he makes Dolly happy, well then that makes me happy!

“Joshua Joshua
What you are doing living here all alone
Joshua Joshua
Have you got nobody to call your own
No no no no”

Willie Nelson- “Wives and Girlfriends.” I think we can all agree with Willie that wives and girlfriends (and husbands and boyfriends) should never meet. This song about what appears to possibly be a polygamous man (or just a player?) also makes a reference to being Mormon- proving that Willie Nelson really can get away with singing about anything, even the Mormons.

“Well, I love my wives and I love my girlfriends
May they never meet
May they never know each other when they pass on the street
Well, I might be a Mormon or I might be a heathen or a gambler
I just don’t know
But I love my wives and I love my girlfriends
Turn ’em all out and let ’em all go

Finding this song led me to explore some more songs from his 2014 Band of Brothers album and that’s how I found Hard to Be an Outlaw” and “The Songwriters.” The former song reminds me a great deal of the song that Willie sang with Steve Earle on his latest album, “So You Wannabe An Outlaw.” No matter how many times these guys try to warn people about the outlaw way of life, people just won’t listen! And if you think that outlaws are bad just wait until you meet the songwriters! As Willie sings, they’re heroes but also schemers, they’re drunks and they’re also dreamers. They might be lovers but sometimes they’re also fighters. Note to self: stay away from outlaws and songwriters!

“Our mama’s don’t know what we’re doing
Why we stay out all night long
I told mine I was a drug dealer
She said thank god you ain’t writin songs”

Johnny Cash- “Baby Ride Easy.” Who doesn’t love a good Johnny and June duet? I know I sure do! These two sing about needing the simple things out of a partner: June wants someone who’s loving is good and Johnny wants someone who’s cooking ain’t greasy. What more could you ask for? The long and loving relationship that these two shared makes me think that they each got what they wanted from each other. You can’t really ask for more than that now can ya?

“(Johnny) If I drove a truck
(June) And I were a waitress
(Johnny) And I ordered coffee
(June) And I poured you some
(Johnny & June) Then you’d stop by on your way sometimes later

(June) And if we arm-wrestled, I’d see that you won”

I’m not sure who would’ve won in an arm-wrestling competition between these two but I sure wish I could’ve seen it happen! My money would’ve probably been on June!

This song comes from Johnny’s posthumous album Out Among the Stars, which was released in 2014. The songs on this album are from the lost 1980s sessions of Johnny Cash with producer Billy Sherrill. The songs were discovered in 2012 by Johnny’s son, John Carter Cash, after being shelved by Columbia Records. How many other great songs have been recorded by these artists that have never been released? It makes me sad just thinking about it!

Currently listening to: John Denver- “Leaving On A Jet Plane